Hey-Up

I am coming to you this week live, from the comp lab in the Herschal building straight out of jolly old and I am WiReD of fake sugar...yes that's right, it's aspartame for me!

Now yes, I know what you are saying, I can already hear the buzz humming off the ground from the world over, even before I have posted this...the ground swells of sound rise and break over me in anticipation...I can Hear it. Yes, I know what you are saying..."why"

as in

"Why am I still visiting this page, cripes do I really have nothing better to do, heck I could have read another page of the Da Vinci code by now, I'm almost done, really, I just want to finish before the movie, see I have to go to work soon and I cannot be bothered to carry it around with me so I get a few pages in at breakfast, but now I have spilt my cocoa puffs over it and left streaks on the page, ."

meh

Face facts, I write as well as that tripe (Which I have never read and was told I was a freak the other day for that reason (Not having read it)).

Wow, I went a bit mental there, I will cap the sugar and see if that helps.

So I have tabulated the votes, and, using the trusted vote count system that I got cheap on ebay from Florida (Nice seller, some bloke named Chad (GET IT AARRGGGHHH). And the winner is...ME, yes Gillis Glutch it is then :)

Ok fine, six votes for Simon's Hole (Though by not signing your name there are some concerns over voting fraud). I am curious about the bible reference though, can the author please respond as to where we might find it?

"And Lo, the Lord said unto man, "Seeke thine darkNEss, cast unto it all the demons which plague the streches, SMite, and abolish, fall them to the depths, and CLasp this orifice (LOL) and close with all thINe might, for you have found Simon's Hole, and the darkness that lays wIThene it doth loom over your prayers""

And sorry for all my religiously inclined readers. You needen't (I think I just invented a contraction) worry, with talk like that I am headed for Simon's Hole myself.

And good thing for it, I hear it is quite balmy this time of year.

Ok I will stop talking about that.

Other than that, with nought pictures to showcase the best I can offer is a bit of an update on the news. Michelle won the Apprentice, how she beat the Badger is beyond me. Middlesbourough lost out in the UEFA final by...something, didn't bother watching it, THE APPREANTICE WAS ON. All of the lecturers are on strike, but not really a strike, just not doing any work, but not on strike kind of strike, so who knows where that leaves me. I have seen the trailer for what looks like a ripping filum:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/monster_house/

And that is about it, I will just leave you with a little piece I have crafted/stolen/embellished:

Please sir, can I have some more?
What's that, more?
Yes sir.
Oliver Twist wants more?
Please sir, just a few minutes, just a couple more texts.
WHAT!!! away with you lad, be thankful for the daytime minutes you have.

Thank, thank you very much,

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